100% Rule
Some advertisers yell and scream
others make you laugh
A pretty girl will sell you stuff
to pay the executive staff
Sale, Sale, they plead
Come here so fast and save
25 to 50 percent reduced
The only way to behave
Hurry, Hurry, before you think
Its time to spend your dough
Stay home and save 100 %
Thats the only rule I know